Edmund Stoiber -by Florian Fischer-

-Florian and I last year in Veracruz, Mexico.-

Edmund Stoiber, governor of Bavaria with an absolute majority in the parliament, since his predecessor and promoter was convicted getting bribed more than a decade ago. Since then he leads the second largest German state in the style of a Texas -like all his predecessors did as well - unfortunately death penalty is abolished by the federal constitution. He is also head of the Bavarian conservative party that claims independence of the more liberal but besides Bavaria nationwide acting conservative party.
He makes as much slips of the tongue as George Bush and looks like Montgomery Burns, however he wasn't able to defeat the acting chancellor in the last federal elections, even though he named himself the winner on the election evening. But at the end the socialdemocrats and the nationwide conservative party whose candidate he was sent him back to the area that he defined as to be with Laptop and leather trousers. Nowadays he prays that he will get a second chance in the 2006 election to get into federal Berlin and that the female and bad looking leader of the conversative party is again too weak to become candidate herself. In the meantime he travels around the world and tries to act as a statesman without state.